Affordable CAR ACT!!

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The U.S. government has just passed a new law entitled “The Affordable CAR Act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new car by April, 2014.

These ‘affordable’ cars will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, tags, registration, fuel, maintenance, or repair costs.

This law has been passed because, until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase cars. This new law ensures that every American can now have an ‘affordable’ car of their own, because everyone is ‘entitled’ to a new car. If you purchase your car before the end of the year, you will receive four ‘free’ tires (does not include mounting).

In order to make sure everyone purchases an ‘affordable car,’ the cost of owning a car will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don’t want or can’t afford to maintain. But, to be fair, people who can’t afford to maintain their car will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents car(s) to drive until they turn 27, after which date they must purchase their own car.

If you already have a car, you can keep yours (not really). If you don’t want or don’t need a car, you are required to buy one anyhow. If you refuse to buy one or can’t afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until you purchase one, or face imprisonment. If you cannot (or don’t want to) purchase an ‘affordable car’ from a private business, you can buy a starter car from the U. S. government ‘affordable car exchange.’ Such a car will have the basic necessities and will only cost ‘slightly more’ than a similar car purchased from a private business. Plus, since your tax dollars will subsidize the purchase of a car from the U. S. government’s ‘affordable car exchange,’ it will appear that you are getting a good deal.

Failure to use the car will also result in fines. People living in areas with no access to roads are not exempt. Pre-existing conditions such as age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge, nor lack of desire are not acceptable excuses for not using your car.

A government review board will decide everything, including when, where, how often, and for what purposes you can use your car, along with how many people can ride in your car. The board will also determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to use their car, and will also decide if your car has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories like spinning rims or a newer and more expensive car.

Those that can afford luxury cars will be required to do so … it’s only fair. The government will also decide the color for each car. Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines and possible imprisonment.

Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a car, they and their families can obtain cars free at the expense of tax payers. This includes lifetime maintenance and automatic adjustments for fuel charges.

Unions, bankers, and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$), Muslims and Amish are also exempt.

[Avenger]

On my way to work this morning I saw one of the strangest things I think I've ever seen on the road....

A Prius with a Romney sticker... couldn't get to the camera in time.

[badhattitude]

Not so uncommon. I put a few on them myself. They stopped removing them when they figured out the sticker was stronger than the body panels.

[craig]

Illinois vs Oklahoma

These two e-mails, the first about Illinois and the second about Oklahoma,
made an interesting contrast . . ..

A wonderful state with zero Republicans - The Great State of Illinois.

Part 1---Illinois
Some interesting data on the State of Illinois ... There are more people on
welfare in Illinois than there are people working. Chicago pays the highest
wages to teachers than anywhere else in the U.S. averaging $110,000/year.
Their pensions average 80-90% of their income. Wow, are Illinois and Chicago
great or what? Be sure to read till the end. I've never heard it explained
better. Perhaps the U.S. should pull out of Chicago? Body count: In the last
six months, 292 killed (murdered) in Chicago. 221 killed in Iraq; AND
Chicago has one of the strictest gun laws in the entire US.

Here's the Chicago chain of command: President: Barack hateful muslim traitor . Senator: Dick
Durbin . House Representative: Jesse Jackson Jr. . Governor: Pat Quinn .
House leader: Mike Madigan . Atty. Gen.: Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike) .
Mayor: Rohm Emanuel . The leadership in Illinois - all Democrats. . Thank
you for the combat zone in Chicago. . Of course, they're all blaming each
other. . Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any! . Chicago school system
rated one of the worst in the country. Can't blame Republicans; there aren't
any!

State pension fund $78 Billion in debt, worst in country. Can't blame
Republicans; there aren't any!

Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25% highest in country. Can't blame
Republicans; there aren't any!

This is the political culture that hateful muslim traitor comes from in Illinois. And he is
going to 'fix' Washington politics for us?

George Ryan is no longer Governor, he is in prison.

He was replaced by Rob Blagoyavic who is, that's right, also in prison.

And Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. resigned a couple of weeks ago, because
he is fighting to not be sent to... that's right, prison.

The Land of Lincoln, where our governors make our license plates. What?

As long as they keep providing entitlements to the population of Chicago,
nothing is going to change, except the state will go broke before the
country does.

"Anybody who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian."

Don?t forget Detroit, another good example?

PART 2---Oklahoma
OKLAHOMA - may soon have plenty of new residents!

THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING, AND TRUE .... PLEASE READ IT!

Oklahoma is the only state that hateful muslim traitor did not win even one county in the
last election... While everyone is focusing on Arizona's new law, look what
Oklahoma has been doing!!!

An update from Oklahoma:

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on
the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the
ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on
Christian values... HB 1330

Guess what... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal
immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to
get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB
1804. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU,
they said it would be a mistake.

Guess what... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegal's
to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Madam Pelosi
said it was unconstitutional SB 1102

Guess what... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state,
not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas, Montana and Utah
as the only states to do so.

More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, Carolina's,
Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi and Florida. Save
your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again.
HJR 1003

The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma,
a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to
bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I'm sure that was a setback
for the criminals. The Liberals didn't like it -- But....

Guess what... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL drivers?
license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other
language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that
ALL of the road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in Oklahoma,
you must read and write English. Really simple.

By the way, the Liberals don't like any of this either

Guess what... who cares... Oklahoma is doing it anyway.