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Mar 5, 2010 13:33:32 GMT -5
Post by Avenger on Mar 5, 2010 13:33:32 GMT -5
Funny how things like that happen. Once, my wife was driving when the car in front of us did something similar. She backed up to give the guy room, but then when he was done backing up she started to pull up behind him and I asked what she was doing. Same scenario, the guy still had it in reverse. Fortunately he got it sorted out when the light changed, but it could have gone the same way.
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Mar 7, 2010 6:21:04 GMT -5
Post by yachtsmanwilly on Mar 7, 2010 6:21:04 GMT -5
A man was on an international flight and had to use the washroom, but every time he tried the door it was locked. The stewardess, who was aware of his predicament, suggested he use the ladies room, but warned him against pushing any of the buttons in the stall. As he was sitting there he noticed the buttons marked WW, WA and ATR. Curiosity got the better of him and he gingerly pushed the first button, marked WW. Immediately, warm water washed his bottom. He thought to himself, this is great! He pushed the second button marked WA and warm air dried him. He thought, Golly...these girls have it made! He pushed the third button marked ATR and was aware of nothing more until he woke up in the hospital and in a panic buzzed for a nurse. "What happened? Last thing I remember I was in the ladies room on the airplane, how did I get here?" "So you where," said the nurse. "And you were told not to touch the buttons on the wall. All went well until you pushed the third button which stands for AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER!!! So, here you are and your peter's under your pillow!!!!"
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Mar 7, 2010 10:12:20 GMT -5
Post by saltshaker on Mar 7, 2010 10:12:20 GMT -5
OK here's a real one this happened to me a few months ago. I'm driving to work behind a very old pick up truck with a bunch of tree limbs and landscaping debris in the bed. We come up on a light that turns yellow the pick up decides to stop but ends up in the middle of the intersection. So he backs up to the stop line. The truck is sitting there farting and smoking and I notice the back up lights are still on and I know what's going to happen when the light changes. So I start backing up but their's a car behind me and the woman driving is just going nuts blowing the horn and waving her arms around and she won't move. So I maneuverer my truck back and forth and finally get out and into the other lane. The woman pulls ahead now behind the old pick up and she's rolling her eyes and shaking her head at me. Then the light changed the pick up reved up the engine let out the clutch and smashed the crap out of the pissed off womans car. Made my morning I was laughing for 10 miles. Brian that's one of the best stories I've heard in a long time.
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bowmaiden
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Mar 7, 2010 15:16:53 GMT -5
Post by bowmaiden on Mar 7, 2010 15:16:53 GMT -5
Roflmao
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Mar 7, 2010 15:18:02 GMT -5
Post by yachtsmanwilly on Mar 7, 2010 15:18:02 GMT -5
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Mar 11, 2010 23:03:24 GMT -5
Post by yachtsmanwilly on Mar 11, 2010 23:03:24 GMT -5
A busy weekend
A young high school couple - Johnny and Suzie had been dating for 2 years, but Suzie had very conservative parents - so she never told them about Johnny.
One day she announced, "Johnny, Friday is my 18th birthday. I want you to come over and meet my parents. And then Saturday, they will be going away for the weekend - and this being my 18th birthday, I want us to finally "DO IT."
Johnny was ecstatic, and the day of the dinner, he went out and bought flowers for Suzie and candy for her mom. He then stopped by the pharmacy to buy some condoms.
The pharmacist asked him, "Do you want the 2 pack, 3 pack or 12 pack." Johnny responded, "You know, I think it's going to be a busy weekend, so I'll take the 12 pack."
Johnny headed over to Suzie's house, gave her the flowers and her mom the chocolate. Suzie's father also joined them on dinner. Johnny asked if he could say grace before the meal, and he sat there quietly for 10 minutes almost in a meditative state.
Suzie turned towards him and whispered, 'Johnny, you never told me you were so religious."
Johnny turned and replied, "Suzie, you never told me your dad was a pharmacist."
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Mar 14, 2010 10:11:32 GMT -5
Post by badhattitude on Mar 14, 2010 10:11:32 GMT -5
Just had to share this one.
He's laying down watching TV.
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mobilemn1
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Mar 14, 2010 16:09:52 GMT -5
Post by mobilemn1 on Mar 14, 2010 16:09:52 GMT -5
Thats making a statement for sure, LOL.
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Mar 19, 2010 7:05:56 GMT -5
Post by yachtsmanwilly on Mar 19, 2010 7:05:56 GMT -5
SO True Today.... ppat
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Mar 21, 2010 15:23:45 GMT -5
Post by yachtsmanwilly on Mar 21, 2010 15:23:45 GMT -5
Think about this one guys!!!!
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