Post by Freebird on Feb 27, 2010 17:42:03 GMT -5
My feelings are hurt that Sky would check out this place and not mine....it's just due to the fact that I am a self-centered narcicist and I have a deep inner need to believe that everybody loves me because it makes me feel important for the first time in my life. I never had any friends before this internet forum thing came around and now I have made it my life's goal to make as many internet "friends" as possible so please, please let me play with you here! My own website is not nearly enough to support my ego and I really need more. I assure you that I will not provide ANY worthwhile boating related contributions whatsoever, as I VERY rarely have to any forum that I have infiltrated. I much prefer to receive good (free) advice and get (free) help fixing things but I will not return the favor because I am simply not qualified and I have absolutely NO desire to work on my own boat much less someone else's. I just run 'em until they break, then park 'em. It's much more fun to just talk about boating on the internet because it doesn't cost me anything. I just like people to help ME! I really don't know much of anything about boats but I have owned Sea Rays so that tells you where I truly belong. I really just like riding on boats and driving them (preferably someone else's boat and expense of course) and talking about them but I really have no knowledge or interest in what makes them work or what it takes to keep them going. When they break on me (from lack of maintenance or knowledge) I tend to whine about it for years until someone will come fix it for me for free. I'll gladly invite myself on your boat or into your home, or invite you to come work on my boat (because I sure won't work on it myself) and anything else that I can get for free. If you have any organized get togethers I will surely show up (never with a boat though) whether you like it or not because I've proven time and time again that I simply CANNOT take a hint. I really have no problem asking you for your eyeball because hey, you've got another one anyway. I'll be glad to move your boat for you because it's yet another way I can get a free boat ride. I'll even let you pay me for it! Don't worry, I'll treat your boat just like i treat my own so I'll run your 2300rpm Detroits at 2100rpm until something breaks just like I do on my own boat. Also, I have this problem where I tend to pick on those who I may be jealous of and/or feel threatened by intellectually so please try to enjoy my high school bully style attempts to berate and insult others on the forum to hopefully make me seem cool and important. It does make me seem cool and important huh? HUH?
Are we having fun yet?
I just thought I'd return the favor there Freeeboatride. Don't be too upset that you're a bit late to the party. This is just what you needed, ANOTHER internet forum! That public gut shot from your buddy Doug probably still had you dizzy. ;D It's really big of you to finally admit the truth though. I bet you feel alot better now. LOL!
Well, if there was ever any doubt you are a total prick, it was just removed. You just did a better job of proving it than I ever could since I didn't save all the PM's we've exchanged over the years.
One last thing, has anyone told you how to work the spell check feature on this board? You can still be a prick and have everything spelled correctly as well. Sorry, you're on your own where grammar, punctuation, and basic sentence structure is concerned. You would think the husband of a school teacher could do a little better, but I guess your nanny let you down as a child. Sky's seemed to have done a much better job for him, but don't be jealous.